So, This is What the Outside Looks Like!

This is the first time that I've been outside. I mean, other than Mommy or Daddy throwing a blanket over me and running from the car to the house. Mommy says that the bright, glowing stuff is sunshine. I've never seen it before! Mommy says that since we live in western Pennsylvania, it will probaby be another six months before I see it again.

Grandpap and me

I guess that the title is self explanatory! This is my grandpap. Grandma is talking our picture. We look good. Seriously. Look at my outfit. Check out my shoes! Oh crap!! That reminds me. DADDY!! I need the limit on my credit card increased!!! There's these awesome Jimmy Choo strappy, black sandals that I have my eye on. And maybe that Kate Spade bag...

Check this out!

Ok, I'm trying to decide if this makes sense. Grandma and Grandpap got me this cool walk-around thing for Christmas. It says on the box that it's for babies four months and older. Well, I'm five months old in this picture. And, not to brag, I'm in the 97th percentile for weight and height. My tootsies barely touch the floor. I want to walk around this thing and slobber all over the parrot (it's my fave!) but, instead, I just hang here with my legs going. I'm like a hamster stuck in a wheel. I'm in the 97th percentile for crying out loud. If I'm too small, what kind of gargantuan, mutant, orangutan four month old is supposed to fit in this thing?

Baby in a box.

That's it! I have had it! I cannot stand this stupid weather any more! Stupid cold. Stupid snow! I AM A DELICATE FLOWER!!!! I need sun and warmth. I'm shipping myself to Cabo.

I just hope that the UPS guy gets here before Mommy finds me!!

I'm Six Months Old Today!

Happy Birthday to Me!!!! I'm six whole months old today. I celebrated by playing the keyboard on my walk-around really loudly until Mommy's eyelid started twitching. Tee-hee. FUN!!! I can't believe that I'm six months old already! I'm practically an adult! DADDY!!! I want a car!

The Call is Coming From Inside the House!!!!

Ok, so it's a little creepy. I wake up in the morning to see Mommy taking pictures of me. While I was sleeping. Wasn't there a scary movie that went something like this? Stupid digital camera. I mean, what the heck?!?!? I can't even sleep in peace! I'm being stalked by my own mom!!! I think that I'll get back at Mommy by not taking my morning nap and staying up really late tonight.

Tummy Time

Tummy time is the worst!!!! Who came up with this crap? I'll be lying on my back, playing with the toys on my play matt when, without warning, mommy or daddy will just flip me over on my stomach. And the worst part?!?!? One of them usually will lay down on the floor making stupid faces at me while the other takes pictures!

I just need a crown and sceptre!

I love my baby pod! I can order mommy around from a sitting position instead of just lying around all of the time. It's like my own little, tiny throne. I also particularly love the toy that attaches to my tray. It spins around and I can turn it to give each, individual toy the exact same amount of slobber time.

So Embarrassing!!!!

Seriously. This is what I have to put up with!! Here I am, laying on the floor minding my own business. I'm just eating my toes and having a good time when....FLASH!!!!! Out of nowhere, Mommy with the camera. All I have to say is that this picture better not make an apperance when I start dating......

Carrorts: The Devil's Vegetable

What the...!?!?!? People actually eat these things? I'm down with the avacados. I can deal with the apple sauce, even though it gives me that sour tingling feeling in my jaw, I even really like bananas and squash. But carrots. BLEH!!! And Mommy and Daddy just keep trying to feed them to me. You think Mommy would have gotten the hint when I spit them in her hair. But I'll have my revenge! As a matter of fact, I think it's coming right now. Hey, Mom!! I got a surprise for you in my diaper!! I'll give you a hint. It isn't a toaster!

Tee-Hee!!!

Ha! Ha! Ha!!!!! I kept Mommy up all night...I mean ALL night! I only slept for about and hour and a half. She looks like a zombie this morning. Tee-hee. It's a good thing that I'm so cute!! Well, I guess I'll take a nap. I had a rough night of fussing to keep Mom awake!

Whew!!!

OK, I have to admit, I was a little nervous near the end. I may have even peed my pants a little. But I knew they could do it!!! GO STEELERS!! My very first Superbowl and my team wins! It must be a sign.

Hello Everyone!!!

Hi everyone! Welcome to my blog. My name is Gina. I thought that I would start my very own blog. After all, just because I can't talk yet, doesn't mean I don't have stuff to say!!!