Beware of Duck

Grandma Carol bought me this really cool ducky. It's ginormous! It's even bigger than me! It's really cute...but I found out that looks can be deceiving. I was playing with Ducky on the floor while Mommy was doing dishes.

As long as Mommy was watching, Ducky would play nice. But as soon as she turned her back, Ducky turned feral!!

The battle was fierce!! I bit Ducky's bill! Ducky winged me on the head!

Ducky finally got the upper hand. But he totally cheated! He got Yellow Hippo and Glow Worm to distract me and then he pounced. I refused to give up and the battle raged on!

I would like to point out that, instead of rescuing me from Ducky, Mommy laughed and took pictures! What the...!?!?!? Since I wasn't getting any help from Mommy, Ducky and I called a truce. We celebrated by taking a nap.

Helping Mom

Mommy has tons of stuff to do! She feeds me, plays with me, feeds me, cleans the house, feeds me, does laundry, feeds me, tries to get me to take a nap, feeds me... Anyway, she's really busy so I thought that I would help her out. Check out my mad laundry folding skills. Instead of putting starch in the collar of Daddy's shirt, I drooled a little in the pocket. I'm sure he'll appreciate it later!!

Happy Birthday to Me!

I'm seven months old today! Mommy and I celebrated by looking through all of my pictures. Look at me! I was only four days old. I look silly! I also cannot help but to notice that I had way more hair then! What's up with that? I'm never going to get to use my hair bows! I hope that my hair grows before I start school. It might be a bit embarrassing to be the only baldy in kindergarten!!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!

OK. I really don't get it. Who was St. Patrick anyway? Some guy who drove all of the snakes out of Ireland? Yeah, like I believe that! I wasn't born yesterday you know! Besides, even if there was some guy who chased all of the snakes away from Ireland, why do we celebrate it in the U.S.? Better yet, people celebrate by drinking beer and wearing green. Sure...that makes total sense.

Adults are so weird!!!!

Can You Hear Me Now?

I'm almost 7 months old, so I've been vocalizing for a while now. You know, the basic 'goo-goo', 'ga', and 'ah'. The occasional raspberry and if I wanted to mix it up a little, I'd throw in a 'gee'. I babble and Mommy and Daddy talk back and we pretend to understand each other. No big deal. Well, a few days ago, I decided to expand my repertoire. I was sitting on the floor playing and I felt like saying something new. I decided to give 'mum mum' a try. Mommy went nutso!! She started jumping up and down, screeching like a howler monkey! It was a little scary and funny at the same time. Kinda like watching Mommy do her yoga video.

Helping Daddy

Daddy and I got a bunch of hops to make beer. I think beer is smelly but I really like to help Daddy. We are going to make so much beer with these hops!! I helped Daddy by opening the giant bag of hops and spilling some on the floor. I kept trying to eat the hops but Daddy wouldn't let me. I don't know what the big stinking deal was. If Daddy drinks hops, why can't I eat them?

After we opened the ginormous bag of hops, we put them all in smaller bags and sucked the air out of the bags with a vacuum thingy. I was really good at this part. Daddy kept screwing around and spilling hops on the floor but I was able to get him back on task!! Daddy put all of the hops in the freezer and he said that we'll make beer with them soon. I can't wait. I love hanging out with my Daddy!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDPAP!!!!!

Hi Grandpap! I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday and tell you that I love you very much!!! Grandpap is really awesome at making stuff. He made my crib and it's totally cool. He's going to make me a rocking horse next. I won't get to see him until Sunday to give him his slobbery birthday kiss so I decided to email him a Lowes gift certificate. I saved up all of my allowance to get it. And if he decides to use it to buy the stuff for my rocking horse, that's totally up to him...

Doing my part.

I am a firm believer in contributing to society. If you have a ton of money, donate some to your favorite charity. If you are an expert in your field, consider donating your time. I thought a lot about what I could give. The answer was so obvious that it took me a while to see it. I have what is known as a chronic excess of cuteness. Our society is plagued by the lack of cuteness. I can fill this void with the power in my little, chubby cheeks alone! It is my civic duty to share my cuteness with the world.

Stupid Toy!

I don't know about this thing. First of all, it just moves around on its own. Some of my other toys move but this thing spins around in circles around me. It also makes a really annoying yipping noise everytime someone rings the door bell. It won't even let me chew on it and the worst part is, it will come over and actually take toys from me! It must be stopped. I looked everywhere for the power switch or where the batteries go but I can't find anything. I think it's defective. I'm going to tell Mommy and Daddy to return it and get their money back.

Rollin' with the Homies

Take a nap? You gotta be straight up trippin'! I'm keeping it real for all my home babies on the east coast. REPRESENT!!