Friday, February 26, 2010

But I Don't Need a Nap!!!!!

Really, Mommy!!! I am so NOT tired! I don't need to take a nap!
Honest! I'm totally wide awake!!! Yawning and rubbing my eyes doesn't mean anything!

Whining and fussing don't mean anything either!!!
NO NAP!!!

I mean, it doesn't even make sense! Why would I take a nap when I'm not tired...at...all.
I'm just...not...sleepy...

...ZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

The Gun Show

I decided to add some weight lifting to my cardio routine. I think that the results speak for themselves...
Check out these guns!!!!!!
I named the right bicep, Thunder, and the left one, Lightning.

Lightning is particularly impressive! I can bench my Big Bird, my Dressy Bessy, and Elmo all at the same time!!!



Wednesday, February 10, 2010

A Chance of Accumulation

OK, so a few days ago, Mommy and Daddy start babbling about something called 'snow'. Whatever! Can't they see that I am engrossed in the latest episode of Ni Hao, Ki-Lan?!?!? I'm trying to expand my freaking horizons here! I figure that it will be much easier to become an International Baby of Mystery if I am fluent in Mandarin!
After babbling a little longer about this 'snow,' Mommy unceremoniously stuffed me into this purple suit, complete with gloves, hat, and ginormous boots (which actually look fabulous on me, by the way!). I was WAY too warm and I could barely walk. Seriously, there is no way that this snow could be worth all of this!!

Holy crap!!! This. Is. Awesome!!! I still have no idea what snow is but there is two feet of it covering everything outside!! Daddy had to shovel paths for us to be able to get around anywhere.
Daddy picked me up and threw me right on top of the snow! It was super fun! I rolled around and covered myself up. Oh, by the way...SNOW IS COLD!!! I didn't even care though because I was having such fun!

That is, until the snow froze to the bottoms of my new super sweet boots and I started sliding around all over the place. Someone needs to tell Mommy and Daddy that it is NOT cool to laugh when their kid goes careening into a three foot high snow bank!

This is how much snow there was!!! I was as high as the mail box!!

Daddy had to shovel TONS of snow. I helped him by following behind him and pulling a bunch more snow onto the path that he just cleared! :) I'm super helpful!





Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Chillin' with My Baby Brother

So far, this baby brother thing isn't TOO bad. Sometimes Mommy or Daddy have to take care of baby Angelo instead of playing with me but I think that he is worth it. Mommy says that when he is a little bigger, I'll be able to hold him!!! And when he's even bigger, he'll play with me! It will be coolio to have someone to play with all of the time...even if that someone is a boy with cooties!!!